“I’m On a Seafood Diet. I See Food And I Eat It.” Tee

Finally, a diet we can all stick to! This hilarious tee says it loud and proud: “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” Featuring bold graphics of salmon, lobster, burgers, and pizza, it’s the perfect shirt for foodies, snack lovers, and anyone who knows portion control is a myth.

Wear it to the buffet, the BBQ, or just while raiding the fridge at midnight—this tee is all about laughs, comfort, and showing off your true appetite.

• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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