"Schrödinger’s Outfit – Stylish and Not" Hoodie

This hoodie exists in the paradox of fashion—simultaneously stylish and not, depending on who’s observing. Featuring our too-cool-to-care cat, the Schrödinger’s Outfit Hoodie is for science nerds, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who’s ever wondered if their look works… but only in theory.

Unisex, cozy, and perfect for staying warm while confusing the laws of physics and your friends. Wear it out and watch the quantum compliments collapse into reality.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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