"Dishes Are My Arch Nemesis" Hoodie

We all have our enemies—some just come with leftover spaghetti sauce.
The “Dishes Are My Arch Nemesis” hoodie is for everyone who’s stared down a sink full of plates and chosen peace instead. Comfy, hilarious, and instantly relatable—this one’s perfect for the kitchen warriors, lazy legends, and anyone who believes paper plates were a genius invention.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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