"Ask Me About My Allodoxaphobia (Fear of Opinions)" Tee

Ever feel like everyone’s got an opinion…and you’d rather not hear it? Congratulations, you might just have Allodoxaphobia—the fear of opinions. Don’t worry, this shirt does all the explaining for you. Perfect for awkward family dinners, unsolicited advice at work, or that one friend who starts every sentence with, “Well, actually…”

Unisex, ultra-comfy, and guaranteed to repel hot takes faster than you can say “mute button.” Wear it proudly, ironically, or just to dodge conversations altogether.

Because sometimes, silence really is golden.

• 100% cotton
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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