Why stop at blocking UV rays when you can block out unwanted opinions too? The Allodoxaphobia Hat is your portable shield against both sunburn and unsolicited advice. Unisex, adjustable, and guaranteed to make people think twice before dropping their hot take.
Perfect for introverts, sarcasm lovers, or anyone who’s just plain tired of hearing “you know what you should do…”
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
