Wear Something That Actually Helps Someone Stay Afloat
Veteran-owned. Built from rock bottom. Every order directly helps keep me and my dog fed and housed while I rebuild. No corporations. No middlemen.
Trying to sell 20 items this week to cover essentials.
Meet Josh (and Princess)
I’m Josh “The Reckenrod” Eckenrod, a U.S. Navy veteran, newly sober, and stubbornly rebuilding my life from scratch.
Reckenrod Apparel isn’t a brand backed by investors or trends. It’s a one-man operation I design, run, and obsess over because quitting wasn’t an option.
Every shirt, hoodie, or hat you see here directly supports a real human, and one very judgmental dog, staying on our feet.
If something here makes you laugh, nod, or think “yeah, that’s me”… buy it.
Scroll down. Grab something. Help us keep moving.
Let customers speak for us
from 4 reviewsThe owner custom design a shirt for our ‘Band of Brothers’ in remembrance of those we lost along the way. I love my shirt! It’s the small things that help keep their memories alive.
I love my shirt from Reckenrod Apparel! The owner custom designed this shirt for our ‘Band of Brothers’ to honor those that we lost along the way. It’s the small things that keep their memories alive. Thank you, Reckenrod!
Perfect! First day I've worn it and got 3 comments and chuckles. Haha! Goal Achieved. Very soft shirt too. Perfect size.
This store is GREAT! Very funny and some are pretty inspirational. Definitely buying again.
Proudly Veteran Owned • Free Shipping • Premium Blanks • 30-Day Easy Returns • Secure Checkout
New Releases
Each order helps cover food, gas, and keeping a roof over our heads.
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“I’m Not Lazy, I'm on Energy-Saving Mode” Tee
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“Do These Genes Make Me Look Fat?” Hoodie
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“Oh the Hue-Manatee” Hoodie
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“It’s Not a Party Until I Walken” Iconic Humor Tee
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Why Buying Now Actually Matters
My margins are small — by design. I keep prices low so more people can help.
That means volume matters.
A few orders don’t change much.
Consistent orders change everything.
If you’ve been on the fence, this is the moment.
The Wardrobe of Wit
Everything, All At Once.
If you don’t see exactly what you want, tell me. I do custom designs: teams, inside jokes, memorials, dumb ideas included.
Buying custom still supports the same mission.
Have an Idea? I’ll Make It Real.
VIP Access: Very Ironic Person
Get early access to drops + exclusive jokes I can’t post online.
Support Directly (If You Want To)
If merch isn’t your thing but you still want to help, you can support Princess and me directly here.
No guilt. No obligation. Just another way to keep us moving forward.
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